...and then I ripped his lungs out. Weird things that I have done lately that I find to be odd:

1. Germinated an avacado pit to plant

2. Developed affinity for TechN9ne.

3. Picked up vernacular from my professors and used everywhere since.

4. Gotten mildly plastered with classmates and professor.

5. Been a mildly shitheaded friend and more self-absorbed then usual.

6. Been indifferent to males everywhere. Some guy on the bus the other day tried to get me to go for a pint with him, and I flat out refused the advances- highly odd, because usually I do give those nice Irish boys more then a fair chance (I mention Irish, because this was his opening line, "are you an Irish girl?" And yes, it was St. Patricks day). It didn't help that he looked like he was in highschool either, though he later stated that he "goes" to Grant Mac. [1]

I bought blackberry wine. Tonight, we are dark! Moody! Poetic! Inspired! I'm so excited.


[1] This later turned into a full out confession that he didn't actually "go" there, but worked as a cooking assistant in the cafeteria. And I mean, I don't care what you do or where, but damn....be honest about it.   ¶ 3:43 PM