Duplicitous THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Bitch
2. KJ
3. Koala

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. Emerson Emergency
2. Solipsist
3. 0_o

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My sense of humor
2. My assertiveness
3. My adaptability

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My poor physical self esteem
2. My spare tire
3. My huge uncontrollable sex drive.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Irish
2. English
3. Scottish

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Dying alone.
2. Going deaf
3. My life will always have meaning, so I'd have to say, injuring my right hand.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS (aside from food/drink/air/etc):
1. Music...especially the portable kind (mp3 player/discman/whatever)
2. Pen and paper (or keyboard and computer).
3. Cigerettes (I'm working on that...)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW/FAVORITE ARTICLES OF CLOTHING:
1. Grey zipper sweater .
2. Green cargo pants.
3. Blue tie-dyed Hanes Her Way.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS/ARTISTS (at the moment):
1. My Chemical Romance
2. PJ Harvey
3. The Dears (so I'm behind the times, I know...it's the dialup)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. This Mess (PJ Harvey & Radiohead)
2. Atmosphere - Fuck you Lucy
3. I don't know.

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Living on my own
2. Performing my poetry live (this should be happening on Tuesday).
3. Working two jobs at once

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. Someone who loves me just as I am.
2. Someone who gets along with my parents and realizes the importance of family
3. An equal.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I have red transformer underwear and a reputation with strangers because of them.
2. I can't drive anything with wheels.
3. I am not a virgin.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. A nice smile.
2. Strong hands
3. Expressive eyes

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Cut people from my life cleanly
2. Be insensitive to deliberately cruel remarks
3. Give up on people.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Reading.
2. Writing.
3. Listening to music.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get better.
2. Get another job.
3. Graduate.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Teacher.
2. Writer
3. Artist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Belfast
2. New York, New York.
3. Alaska.

THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Hannah
2. Anna
3. Banana

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Write a book (or 40).
2. Have a child.
3. Find love.

THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. Hydrass (just for kicks)
2. Sejwick
3. Mooke.  ¶ 11:52 PM